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Monday, April 25, 2016

Umbrellas, Unicorns and Other Useless Utterings

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"An Umbrella is ultra useful"
Said Uma, random as usual
"Sun or rain, cold or warm
It makes a natty visual"




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"Unicorns in underwear cannot perform
on unicycles" said Uriel
"Single horns may be uniform
But they're just not suitable!"

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Ursula now had to mention
Her favourite "objet d'utensil"
"In both form and function
Urns are most beautiful!"






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"Utterly useless!" said Umpire Uncle
"This is not debatable!
I tell you, this Ukulele
Is Unquestionably Untenable!"

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