stories, plays, rhymes and other things for children and childlike adults

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Hamish the Scottish Highland Canni-bull.

Hamish, the Scottish highland bull
Never ever thought his tummy was full

They fed him mountains of hay
Everyday-
Yet he'd say
In his bellowing way

"I could eat a horse today!
I'm so hungry
I feel so empty
All I get is ve-ge-tarian
Grass and weeds--a terrible ration!
I should have no hesitation
In filling myself with some man-meat!
Ifyou can eat
Me, and use my parts for glue
Tell me, why shouldn't I eat you?"

4 comments:

Chicky Kadambari said...

Cute and informative at the same time. Nicely written, Ranee! :)
I dropped by from the A to Z. Do check out my blog sometime. Se eyou.
- Chicky @ www.mysteriouskaddu.com

elenchera said...

Love this. Thank you for sharing :)

Jane Helms said...

Hooray for Hamish!!!!

Ranee Kaur Banerjee said...

Hamish thanks you for visiting his page and listening to his woes.