Hamish the Scottish Highland Canni-bull.

Hamish, the Scottish highland bull
Never ever thought his tummy was full

They fed him mountains of hay
Everyday-
Yet he'd say
In his bellowing way

"I could eat a horse today!
I'm so hungry
I feel so empty
All I get is ve-ge-tarian
Grass and weeds--a terrible ration!
I should have no hesitation
In filling myself with some man-meat!
Ifyou can eat
Me, and use my parts for glue
Tell me, why shouldn't I eat you?"